Neighbour pens hilarious note after alarm goes off all night
THERE are times when only a note will do.
Driven batty by the deafening alarm coming from a late 1999 Saab, a man has given into his darker urges and left a note on the car's windshield in the suburb of Shockoe Bottom in a part of Richmond, Virginia in the US.
He posted a photo of his note to Reddit, which drew out any number of accusing questions about why he didn't just have a chat to the owner like a decent person, instead of leaving this (hilariously) passive-aggressive note.
"People are talking about how I should address the neighbor and not be an ass," he writes back under the username Pretendstoknowyou.
"I live in a very dense downtown area and the car was parked 1 block away and the owner could've lived in literally one of 100 different apartments.
"People are also saying I should've not been so "snarky."
"I was up all night because you '99 Saab has the loudest alarm known to man.
"I think I can conclude my note with an obviously not serious paragraph.
"Yes, if I lived in a rural town and I was his next door neighbor I would obviously have just talked to him."
Check out his note below.
Your alarm has been going off all night.
You need to get it fixed, disabled altogether, or just stop locking your car.
The same thing happened to my car, so I am sympathetic but now that you know it is an issue, you need to resolve it ASAP.
Lastly, I hope you are cursed with the worst sleep of your life for the next fortnight.
If you own a pet, I also hope they forget their potty-training and use your bed and their exclusive s--- - receptacle.
SHOCKOE BOTTOM 2015: WORST NEIGHBOUR AWARD.