Johnny Depp is Captain Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean which did a casting call for busty ladies recently.
Johnny Depp is Captain Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean which did a casting call for busty ladies recently. Disney

Johnny Depp might be the only reason I'd keep my bust

I NEVER thought I would say this.

I'm actually quite grateful for my bust.

Growing up, looking at the women in my family with their back problems, clothing problems and feeling generally uncomfortable with their big busts, I crossed my fingers I would take after the other side of my family.

Breast reduction surgery is a possibility in the future, if they get too big.

I am not a Dolly Parton type busty woman (thank goodness), but they do cause me some discomfort when I run, when I sleep, when I put on bras, when I try on clothes, when I wear dresses that don't have bras….

And then I read something that sparked my interest in keeping my ladies the size they are: Pirates of the Caribbean casting call for busty ladies.

It is floating around on Facebook, and I'm not sure it's real, but it certainly made me think twice about my breasts - if it could land me a job working with Johnny Depp, maybe they are worth hanging on to?



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